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Epic Conversations

Just now I browsed LYN Kopitiam. Lolz, someone created this topic and I can't stop laughing when I read all the posts. Haha...

Here's some epic conversations to share with you guys :

Conversation 1

me: hi
girl: hi
me: U free tonite?
girl : sure
me: can i sleep over?
girl: my mom not around, so i guess you can.
me: can we, u know *ahemahem* if u want~
girl:umm, i donno what you mean
me: i mean, like you know, do that thing on the bed
girl: you mean sleep?
me: I mean sex >..<
girl: how to do? I never try before
me: oh, i just poke the hole infront between your legs
girl: what hole?
me: the hole between your leg
girl: i got no hole, but i got this long stick.

Conversation 2

You: yo 2 inch
Stranger: hah?
You: u 2 inch?
Stranger: no 1/5
You: oh i see...
You: that's short
Stranger: same as yours
You: no, mine is 10 inch
Stranger: yeah
You: 10 is longer than 1/5
Stranger: still
You: i pity your girlfriend...
Stranger: i haven't one
You: because you 1/5 inch?
Stranger: no, because I'm 4 years old
You: -.-

Conversation 3 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi 2"
Stranger: hi
You: u 2"?
Stranger: huh?
You: you must be 2 inch
Stranger: wat?
You: see? i told you, you really 2"
Stranger: wat r u talking about?
Stranger: 2 inch?
You: dun worry, kuzumitaiga also 2"
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u japanese?
You: no, but i noe you are 2"
Stranger: how do u noe?
You: coz i noe

Don't eat porridge if you wanna live longer

Who loves white porridge?
Seriously, I don't know why those old timer loves to eat them. I find it very plain and extremely not suitable to my liking...

Why don't want to enjoy those nice rice but add water to it? Isn't that stupid?

For instance, eating white porridge suppose to be a healthy lifestyle.
No cholestrol, no fats, and bla bla bla.

But, do you think people eat white porridge only? The answer is 'No' !

They will eat the porridge with salty food such as ,

1) Salted egg
2) Salted fish
3) Salted vegetable
4) Tauchew ( not sure how to spell it )

Everything is salty ! Damn, every time I eat porridge, I felt that it is better to eat normal rice.

At least my sodium chloride intake wont be that high. When I eat porridge, I feel that I am eating too much salty stuff.

High sodium chloride intake = More heart problem

Therefore, for those who care bout their health,reduce on eating porridge. OR at least, just eat the plain white, tasteless porridge.

Just a short post. Hope you guys enjoy it

Newton's Laws

For those who study Physics, I am sure you had came across The Newton's Three Laws of Motion.

The 1st Newton's Law of Motion:

Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.

This concept is called the concept of inertia. Here's the situation:

If you don't take action, the relationship will go no where.

The 2nd Newton's Law of Motion:

The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma.

Since F is directly proportional to m , the more relationships you have in life , the more trouble you will face.

The 3rd Newton's Law of Motion

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

If you just did a bad deed , don't feel guilty. There's always an opposite reaction , which is good.


P/S : I am dead boring, so I just simply post this. Do leave some comments. Thanks

Why We Use English for IT?

Ever wonder why Malaysian Government insists on using English for Mathematics and Science before this?

This is because English is an information and technology language. How dangerous could it be if we try to use Bahasa Melayu , especially in school.

Below are some translations of English technological terms into Bahasa Melayu:

Hardware = barangkeras

Software = baranglembut

Joystick = batang gembira

Plug and Play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan 


Here's an example of what would happen if we use Bahasa Melayu.


English
That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client. 

Now in Bahasa Melayu
Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.


So, the next time people ask you how to use a USB product such as thumbdrive or mouse , just tell them , 'Cucuk dan Main!'